kids write about the sea….. i needed this today!

  1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
  2. Oysters’ balls are called pearls.  (James, age 6)
  3. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’t have
    sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7)
  4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
    Richardson. She’s not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6)
  5. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
    crabs. (Millie, age 6)
  6. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
    the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would
    whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
    better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
  7. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
    tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
  8. I’m not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
    screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my
    big sister has just got pregnant, so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
  9. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
    give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
    think they have to plug themselves into chargers.  (Christopher, age 7)
  10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes
    my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
  11. Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
    can’t go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 
  12. On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
    going very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired
    right up her fat ass. (Jule, age 7)