I swiped this from Krishanna, who took it from Ma T, who snarfed it from Shelley. The idea is to respond quickly with the first thing that comes to mind.

1. My ex is still… self-absorbed.
2. I am listening to… the Hooter’s girls discuss their man troubles in the alley.
3. Maybe I should… get some work done.
4. I love… tivo.
5. My bestfriends… make me laugh and keep it real.
6. I don’t understand.. how people can eat raw fish.
7. I lost my respect for… weasels in the last election.
9. The meaning of my screen name is… your guess is as good as mine.
10. Love is… never having to say you’re sorry. OK, kidding.
11. Somewhere, someone is… eating raw fish.
12. I will always… believe that the Shrub is one of the sorriest excuses for a leader known to humanity – or at least in the history of the USA. Yes, that includes the guy who died after being sick for his couple months in office.
13. Forever seems like… not nearly long enough to complete the family history research.
14. I never ever want to lose.. my mind.
15. My mobile phone is… filling up with voicemail messages.
16. When I wake up in the morning.. I have to pee.
17. I get annoyed when… people routinely answer their phones in the middle of a conversation. To add insult to injury, it’s even worse when they then have a full-on conversation with the person who called them because the folks they were talking to, of course, are chopped liver. Bitter, party of one?
18. Parties are… best when small and dumbass-free.
19. My pet… is dead.
20. Kisses are… better than a poke with a sharp stick.
21. Today I… am really tired.
22. I really want… a diet coke.